👉 Ah, the 'golf body enhancing irritants' - a phrase that combines golf, the sport of hitting balls into holes, with a dash of irritating substances. Imagine a scenario where your once-athletic golfing form is now a canvas for these 'irritants', literally and figuratively speaking.
Example sentence: "After a grueling round of golf, the 'golf body enhancing irritants' began to sing a tune of discomfort in my legs, turning every swing into a battle with my own personal, golf-specific, existential dread."